Literally, The World's Most Awkward Moment
Today started like any other normal Tuesday. A banana and some oatmeal for breakfast, unnecessary traffic on I275, and the Joe Rogan...
Bro Recipe #1: "Sometimes it's ok to go in dry"
I'll be honest: Yes, I'm a bro. I love beer. I love barbecue. Let me reiterate that last sentence: I love barbecue so much I would fuck...
Life of Pie: a Tinder Story
I’m just going to throw this out there: I love the Tinder app. But, probably not for the same reasons that most of the 50 million+...
Getting Laid: 101
Getting Laid: 101 So, now that I'm in this new "in a relationship" status gimmick, I don't see myself using any moves on anyone else for...
A Letter To Penthouse: as written in Autocorrect
I was sitting at the car, drinking my run and cold, when SHE walked in: The most beautiful Asian goddess I've ever seen. I can't believe...
Adventures in Manscaping
Ok, I admit it. I'm a manscaper. I've been blessed with a lot of positive qualities: I have beautiful blue eyes, a rapier sense of humor,...